Chapter 35

JLo

Me: mama shofay its JLo!

Jlo: umm yes?

Me: hi! I cant believe its actually u

Kanat labsa disguise na’6ara akbr mn wayiha w baseball cap w a huge hoodie

JLo: yeah its me don’t make a big deal please I don’t want the paps after me

Me: ok don’t worry can I just take a picture

JLo: yes of course

We let the cashier e9awrny ana w mama wiyaha

Il7mdlla ma kan fee a7ad in the ma7al

JLo: so where r u from

Mama: Kuwait

JLo: cool it was great meeting u

Me: it was great meeting u

Lamait’ha

Ktbt pm: just met JLo !:D

I got two pings

Dalal: u met her??

Me: ehh

Dalal: 7ath! Umbay wdy ashoufha

Me: bad luck :)

The second ping kanat mn laya

Laya: salmeely 3alaiha

Me: lol ra7at

Laya: where did u see her

Me: dress store

Laya: aha

Lafaina w lafaina w ham ma lgaina dress

Mama: shrayech en5ay6lch a dress?

Me: eh walal lash ma fakarna feha

R7na ma7al their dresses nafs my style

Me: hello, do u design dresses for customers?

Lady: hi oh yes we do

Me: I want to design my wedding dress

Lady: ok sure show me what u want and our designer will design it and for u know he has designed red carpet dresses for taylor swift, khloe kardashian and many more

Me: great

Risamtlaha my perfect wedding dress

Lady: I’ll get back to u as soon as I can

When we got home

Nasser: u met JLo?

Me: yes

Nasser: ya 7athich wala

Me: adree

Mama: afa 3laik ana 9wart wiyaha

Nasser: yah yah

Mama: imshaw nrou7 thai restaurant

Nasser: la khalti walahna 3ala 6bakhich

Mama: enshala mn 3youne il7een asawe lkum m6abag zbaidy

My mother is famous in our family mn her m6abag zbaidy

Me: allah allah itha taben mos3da goleli

Me: 3ad 3ndch il ashya2

Mama: afa 3alaikum ana ansa ayeb mn lkuwait il ashya2 7g 6bakhi

Sawat il akl w kalaina

We were like a tiny family nshaweg

Ba3ad ma khala9na ma 3rfna shnsawee

Me: shraykum nrou7 concert? Katy perry is coming to florida

Mama: haw w ana aye?

Me: eh mama 3eshay 7ayatich

Lgait tickets bl front row 7jazna

3 days later

Me: time for the concert

Rkabna nassers new car and we were on our way

Bbm

Me: dalol!

Dalal: ha?

Me: im omw katy perrys concert

Dalal: tadren iny ma wa6nha have fun

Me: maskena we will thanks

We were early

Guy at the door: r u a married couple?

Me: yes

Guy: and she is probably ur mother?

Me: yes

Guy: may I see ur tickets

We showed him

Guy: married couple follow me..